Monday, December 13, 2010

>8< Spider Pride

This link is hilarious.  I am posting it everywhere.

>8< Spider Pride!

You may want to look up some of the backstory/characters of WoW if you have no idea who they are though. It makes it even better.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

I love you Woot

Flashlight: Brand New Moon

Sarah awoke to find Edward staring at her creepily from the foot of her bed.

“Uh, what? What the hell are you doing here?” she said, bewildered.
“I was just watching you sleep. Isn’t that dark and brooding and romantic?” Edward brooded darkly.
“No. That’s just creepy.” Sarah turned on her Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod with Mini-Tripod Keychain, which she always kept at her bedside. “Aren’t you that weird emo kid from the woods? Holy crap, are you sparkling?”
“Yeah, weird, that usually only happens in sunlight,” his brooding words darkly brooded across the room and into her ears.
“Well this thing’s got a brightness of 60 lumens, Sparkles.”
“Please don’t call me that. It’s gym class all over again. Anyway, I’m a vampire. And I love you,” he darkly brooded.
“Love me? You haven’t even said two words to me until you snuck into my room. That’s not love; that’s an unhealthy infatuation, and you’ve clearly demonstrated a complete disregard for my personal boundaries,” Sarah wisely noted.
“But that’s because you’re my brand of heroin,” Edward broodingly brooded in such a dark and brooding manner that it was so totally hot.
“So are you here to ask me out or something? Can I just reject you now and get this over with?” she asked.
“Actually,” Edward brooded, “I want to fall in love with you, then run away, thereby forcing you to string along a werewolf guy while you go nuts and detach from everyday life in your obsession with me so that I can return, proving to millions of teenage girls everywhere that if your boyfriend leaves you the only way to get him back is to go completely insane and isolate yourself from everything else.”
“I’m sorry,” Sarah responded after picking her jaw up off the floor, “is this seriously your best effort? I mean, this is the plot of some pulp comic riff on Romeo & Juliet, right? Who in their right mind would fall for this?”
“Well,” Edwards dark words brooded, “I was hoping you would.”
“You know my last name’s Van Helsing, right?”
“Nothing. Come in and meet my dad!”

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dating Advice

Quick advice on dating...It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009


I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you,
I will find you,

and I will kill you.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I summon Penguins!

Oh Italian Spiderman.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Good news everyone! It's the Final Countdown!

Why do I love this? It probably has something to do with the song. And the cute little girl. But mostly because it's the only way Windows can make a good commercial. It doesn't talk about the OS AT ALL!

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Monday, October 05, 2009

Don't stop me now!

Queen + Phoenix Wright + Elite Beat Agents? How can I lose?!

God Mode

Trust me on this. Go to the end of this page. It makes it allllll worth it.

Celebrity Cheat Codes

If you know me, you understand.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

This man is my Guitar Hero

Seriously, holy crap. I was amazed by this maybe a minute into it. Then I looked at how long it lasts. Over 5 minutes? That's astonishing!

I love this song now. This and classical gas are my two lifetime guitar goals. It's official.

Andy Mckee-Rylynn from SKAT on Vimeo.

Friday, August 28, 2009


Ever wanted to chat with a perfect stranger for no reason? Like to talk to people all over the world? Enjoy conversations that don't make a lick o' sense? Then omegle is for you!

I'd post a conversation Jesse had on it here, but that would scare you into never using it. So I won't.

Will Money

I've decided. This is what I want to start off my will with:

Being of sound mind, I spent all my money while I was alive.

Friday, June 05, 2009

de La Mancha

Here is a perfect example of why I love XKCD. It's my favorite comic in a very long time.

See it here.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Guess Jew

Check out all the Jewish kid friendly games on youtube!